One little, two little, three little Indians
four little, five little, six little Indians
seven little, eight little, nine little Indians
ten little Indian boys/girls


Alright, boys and girls gather around Uncle Ho. We are going to have us a good old fashion school yard fight. There will be medals for the winners, and a finger pointing towards the exit for the losers. You kids need to learn that we live in an opportunistic world, and second just doesn't cut it. In other words, you came in last first.

Now strap on your bonnets, and tighten up your girdles. When that bell rings, you come out kicking, punching and screaming like you have just been shot out of your mamma's birth canal. Now if any of you youngsters gets into trouble, I'm going to give you an eight count to get yourself together. Which basically means that you need to suck it up, because you're getting a butt whooping out there. Guard your grill at all times, and don't get caught bobbing and weaving, when you should have been ducking and rolling. If you get knocked out, crawl your way to the edge of the ring. We have a lot of people here, and we don't have time to waste on you sprawled out in the middle of the ring for ten minutes. Bleed on your own time. After you're done beating the stuffing out of each other, remember to shake hands. It's important to show good sportsmanship. Also take note that steroid use is not permitted in this tournament. Cheating is for professional athletes only. As I look around, I see some of you smaller kids are going to have your hands full with the bigger kids. My advice to you is to kick them in the jewels. If there are no questions, let's get ready to rumble.

Rules of Competition:
1. Show Up
2. Pay Up
3. Line Up
4. Shut Up!