Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Good, But Not A Pound For Pound Best Fighter

Lenox Lewis is one of four professional fighters to win the World Heavy Weight Title 3 times, along with Muhammad Ali, Evander Holyfield and Vitali Klitschko, and earned numerous amateur boxing awards including an Olympic gold medal in Seoul Korea in 1988. But I doubt that boxing historians and fans will ever label him a pound-for-pound best fighter for three good reasons.

His first heavy weight title belt was given to him by default, when the holder of the WBC belt Riddick Bowe refused to fight Lewis. Regardless of who was at blame for this poor decision, it is a very lame way to become heavy weight champion. Secondly, Lewis never faced off against Mike Tyson in his glory days, and greatly benefited by Tyson's absence from boxing during his incarceration. Third, he conveniently vacated boxing before the Klitschko brothers could smear his career.

Sorry, Lenox's professional career was too calculated and assisted by circumstances outside and inside of the ring to be considered a pound-for-pound best fighter.


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Vaginal Weight Training

Yesterday, I came across a community blog discussing “vaginal weight training”. My first reaction was “they can’t be serious”. But considering that the vaginal and pelvic floor muscles are like other muscles requiring exercise to function properly, you could specifically target these areas with a purpose in mind. However the forum I chanced upon was short on details, so I googled the topic and got 321,000 hits. According to one article (http://www.buzzle.com/articles/vaginal-weight-training.html) vaginal weight training has medical applications for conservatively treating an overactive bladder and bladder incontinence by performing a series of exercises using specially designed weights in shape and volume (20 grams up to 100 grams). Other sites I visited said vaginal weight training originated from Taoist techniques used to heighten sexual pleasure to Olympic proportions. There is even a medical site that sold what they claimed to be a revolutionary vaginal cone weighing in at a hefty 450 grams.

But is there any truth to these claims backed by clinical studies? Yes, there is research that supports vaginal weight training can be an effective alternative to intrusive surgery for managing issues concerning bladder control, as well as potentially increasing sexual pleasure for both partners. (http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8582498).

Next Valentine’s Day instead of flowers and candy, I’ll give my other half a dozen egg-sized oval jades ranging from 20-100 grams with instructions for their use. I can’t imagine that she wouldn't be totally blown away by this gesture.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Hatton is no test for Pac-Man


Manny Pacquiao AKA Pac-Man (right side)






Ricky Hatton AKA Hit-Man (left side)



Manny Pacquiao, 48-3-2/36 KO, vs. Ricky Hatton, 45-1/32 KO is scheduled to take place May 2 in Las Vegas, Nevada. Contrary to what the records of these two fighters suggests this fight is not evenly matched. Manny Pacquiao's skills and speed are well beyond Ricky Hatton's ability to cope. Hatton is a durable well conditioned brawler with a number of world titles to his credit, but it won't be enough to earn him a win over Pac-Man.

In the grand scheme of things, this fight is a fine tuning and a pay day for Pac-Man in route to bigger and better things. While Hatton is looking to gain notoriety by playing the role of giant killer. However the last time Hatton tried be "Jack" the beanstalk fell on him, when Floyd Mayweather Jr. chin checked Hatton with a vicious left hook. Hatton was sent head first into the top turnbuckle, and then bounced out of the corner like an arcade pinball machine. Seconds later the fight ended with a TKO in the 12th round in favour of Mayweather Jr. On May 2 I expect history to repeat itself. Manny will have his way with Hatton, only it won't take Pac-Man 12 rounds to stop the courageous but outclassed Hit Man.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Someone is always worse off then you!


There is so much wrong here I don't know where to begin. The Speedo bottoms are the least of his problems. I think his first priority should be not shooting his testicles off.

Cheap Tricks

The worldwide economic crunch has many hesitant to spend their C.R.E.A.M. (cash-rules- everything-around-me) on items and services outside of what's necessary to work and live. Understandably dropping a bomb joining an exclusive fitness club or buying the latest fitness gadget might not be in the budget at the moment. However living well and staying fit is more about attitude; not where you do it or what you do it with. Most people don't realize the number of everyday items lying around their house and that exist in their neighborhood that can be used to chisel a million dollar body for free or little money.

Find some big rocks in a variety of sizes and you have got yourself a complete weight training set compliments of Mother Nature. Then use them to squat, dead lift, press and throw across the yard.


Fill two buckets with water, and then take a 100 yard walk.


Use bricks to perform shoulder presses, arm curls, lateral raises or walk/jog with one in each hand








To work the core swing the sledge hammer for 2-3 sets/10-15 times on both your right and left side.







Take a strong sack or duffel bag and fill it with sand, and then press, pull, drag, and slam it to exercise the entire body. You can fill several bags with different amounts of sand to accommodate a wide range of exercises.





Get a used tire, and then flip it across the yard or take a sledge hammer and whack it.







Face the fact that you have no intentions of finishing that home project you started 5 years ago. Use those wood planks and 2x4 's to perform balance and core drills.

Bean bag chairs and big fluffy pillows are great for doing squats and ab crunches on. You will work 20-30% harder than you would have performing them from the floor.




See this hill? Stop looking at it and go find one like it in your neighborhood, and then walk, run or skip your way to the top. Come back down and do it again.






Feel the burn as you make your way up and down the steps in your house.

Do pull-ups from a tree. Or tie a couple pieces of strong rope around a sturdy branch to perform back and rope climbing exercises.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Can He Walk The Big Talk???





















David Haye (top) vs Vladimir Klitschko (bottom)

I'll admit the 28 year old Briton David Haye shows great potential by indication of his 21 of 23 career fights ending by way of knock-out, which thoroughly established him as one of the best cruiser weight champions. But jumping to the heavy weight division straight into a title match with Vladimir Klitschko is a hell of an expansion plan.

I am by no means a Klitschko fan, I think his style of boxing is boring and lack luster, but effective. I give credit where credit is due, even when I don't like another fighter. Klitschko has mostly KTOed and KOed every recent heavy weight fighter (52 wins, 3 losses, 46 knockouts), but say for Lenox Lewis. But the probable truth is that if Klitschko had not gotten a nasty cut around his eye during the fight with Lewis, he may have very well won the bout. Unfortunately, Lewis rudely retired without offering Klitschko a rematch. So apparently Lewis thinks it's the truth too.

Back to Haye whose ambitions may be bigger than his bite mainly due to the fact that he has largely been untested in battle. But come 20 June he'll get the challenge of his career fighting the Ukrainian giant for his IBF/WBO/IBO heavy weight titles. Whether or not the guardian of the belts changes, there is one thing for sure that you can bet the barn on. Klitschko won't be in a generous mood, and Haye not known for social tact will provide plenty of antics in and out of the ring.

I'm looking forward to this match-up, but wouldn't it be more fun to watch a Klitschko vs. Klitschko fight. Promoters could post banners that read "He who bleeds for me shall be my bother".

Fat Cat






















Apparently Remy is fat according to the vet's comment, "Oh, he must be a house cat and well feed". This is the vet's unsubtle way of telling me Remy is tipping the scale on the husky side.

I'll admit by indication of the picture that Remy has an attitude problem and a blatant disregard for social protocol and respect of personal property, but he is not fat. He's just big boned.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Feeling Haggard and Weak?

What does weight training do? Weight training overloads the muscular system and breaks muscle tissue down. Consequently repeatedly training the same body part or muscle group without sufficient rest between workouts derails any effort to increase muscular size or strength. The more intense a training regime, the more time it takes to recover.

Generally it takes 48 hours to recover from an episode of weight training, if one is training at 70-80% of their maximum (weight pushed or pulled for 10-12 repetitions for 1-3 sets). However recovery time is even longer when exercising at loads approaching 85-100% of maximum (muscle failure occurring at 1-8 repetitions for 3-6 sets), resulting in muscle soreness, tightness and fatigue that can last a week or more depending on the volume of exercise performed.

Until the micro-trauma inflicted by weight training at intensities of 70% or more is thoroughly repaired, bullying one’s self through a workout prematurely is an exercise in futility, not strength training.

Furthermore, combining the effects of overtraining with a diet lacking in essential nutrients (protein, carbohydrates, fat, minerals, vitamins and water) and less than 8-hour sleeping habits initiates a catabolic meltdown of the muscular, neurological and skeletal systems. It’s like a retired battleship without engines and crew to run it; dead in the water.

To sum it all up in layman’s terms, weight training breaks muscle fibers down; the body then responds by rebuilding the damaged tissue stronger than it was before to overcome the applied stress. But the rebuilding process cannot occur without taking-in sufficient amounts of nutrients found in healthy food choices. Last, sleep is the optimal time for the body to repair itself. If you’re not well rested, undernourished and over-trained, you are going to feel like a train wreck most of the time.

10 things I do to bounce back after physically assaulting myself:

1. I eat before and after I workout – I eat a balanced meal of carbohydrates, protein and low fat 2 hours prior to training. Then 30 minutes away from training I have a small liquid carbohydrate drink. These pre-meals provide me with the fuel I’ll need to kick my tail in the gym. Immediately following the workout I drink a protein yogurt and fruit shake and down a can of V-8 juice to immediately start repairing the damage to my body.

2. Drink water – It’s very simple; the body literally needs water to survive. Lack of water causes the body to metabolically not function well, which impedes muscle development and weight loss. You roughly need 1 once of water for every 2 pounds of body weight daily.

3. Eat lots of vegetables – Rule of thumb, the greener or darker the better. Spinach, broccoli, cucumbers, beats, and carrots are all good choices. One important benefit of eating vegetables is that they contain essential minerals and vitamins that act as catalyst for improving the body’s performance and help regulate hormones.

4. Manage your time – People that operate with an effective game plan get more done. Entering into the weight room without a goal and way to achieve it wastes precious time. You will either wind-up doing too little or too much; resulting in zero net gain.

5. Time your workout – Keep your resistance training inside of 60 minutes. Energy reserves are fairly depleted by this time and the risk of injuring yourself increases. A strained muscle, tendon or ligament can put you out of commission for weeks.

6. Keep your bedtime fairly consistent – it is easier to maintain regular healthy sleeping patterns when you have a specific shut off time. My mother was right when she told me "there really isn’t any good reason why anyone needs to be up until 2:00 A.M. in the morning”. So you can party like a rock star occasionally, but make it the exception; not the rule.

7. Ice what hurts – If you’re bold enough recent research suggests that dunking yourself for 15 minutes in 15 degree Celsius water helps to reduce swelling of damaged tissue, constrict blood vessels and flush waste products (lactic acid) from the trained muscles. In fact many of the Aussie rugby teams practice this method of recovery. But I’m guessing this is a bit dramatic for the weekend warrior, so try taking a cold shower or using a gel ice pack on the specific places that hurt. Then warm up for 20-30 minutes to get blood circulation moving and start the healing process.

8. Light cardio the day after – Get it moving the next day following a heavy weight training episode by doing a cardio exercise at about 70% of your maximum heart rate for 15-20 minutes. The idea is to get your lymphatic system in gear, flush your muscles with nutrient rich blood to facilitate healing and carry waste out of the muscles trained the day before.

9. Choose your battles – Keep your specific types of training spread far enough apart to allow for sufficient recovery. Avoid doing extended cardio exercises over 20-minutes and extended weight training sessions over 30-minutes in the same workout. The energy demands are too great for the body to adequately accommodate. I strongly suggest that you have specific workout days for the various types of training you like and enough rest and fuel to support those activities.

10. Change your routine every 2 months – Avoid overuse syndrome by changing exercise movements in your routine. This discourages boredom, encourages physiological gains by forcing the body to adapt to new stimulus, reduces wear-and-tear on joints, and allows for a balanced approach to fitness.

There is no magic pill, powder or injections!

Dictionary.com defines sup⋅ple⋅ment as something added to complete a thing, supply a deficiency, or reinforce or extend a whole.

In this instance, supplement refers to every pill, powder, liquid, gel, injection and gooey-chewy health bar on the market for weight loss, muscle gain, and vitality. The thing that needs to be completed is diet.

People desperate to change their body composition constantly ask me should they take supplements? I respond by asking them "how is your everyday diet"? Whether they get it or not, the point is that the bulk one's essential nutrition should come from food; not supplements. If your on a first name basis with the drive-thru cashier at Mc Donald's, what's on the shelf at GNC is not going to help you.

Before using chemical intervention to lose weight or increase muscle mass, one should examine their diet by keeping a food journal for a week. Record everything you put into your mouth including cigarettes and chewing gum. Be honest, there's no sense in trying to fool yourself. Next, visit the website of the United State Department of Agriculture and checkout the MyPyramid to see how your current diet stacks up against the suggested Recommended Dietary Allowance (RDA) for the average healthy adult. There is also other good information about healthy eating practices along with creative food pyramids based on special populations, adolescents, and ethnic cuisine. At this point the picture should be clear as to whether or not there are short comings in your diet. Some nutritional deficits can be remedied by just eating more nutrient dense foods and less junk. Other voids may require the help of a nutritionist or doctor to identify a specific approach to eating, especially if there are severe extenuating health factors (such as a thyroid problem).

As a trainer I can only give general advise on supplementation and dieting. Specific suggestions should be taken under the advisement of a licensed medical practitioner or dietitian. I'm neither. So stop asking me if you should take Mass Fuel and Anabolic Rush.

Monday, April 20, 2009

J.E. Pense said...

i don't have time to train harder! can you please write any article on that?

3/28/2009 4:36 AM


Get in, get out!

Gym Version:

Here is the training regime for people who don’t have time to work-out. I guarantee you can walk in and out of the gym in 60 minutes or less. This requires using two exercises that give you bang for the buck. Perform a bench press to work the upper body and then follow it with squats to exercise the lower half. Do 5-6 sets of 10 repetitions with 60 seconds of rest in between sets. The combination of these two exercises will hit just about every muscle in the body. Now follow it up with 5 minutes of stretching and then stick a fork in it, because you are done!

Home Version:

Take the same routine, only trade in the bench press for push-ups and the barbell squats for single leg bench squats (a common chair can substitute for a bench). Perform 12-15 repetitions of each exercise for 5-6 sets and rest 30-45 seconds between sets. Stretch 5 minutes and hit the shower.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Can You Hear Me Now?

Retro Post: This is a post that I wrote a while ago, but never published until now.


Having lived in the Washington D.C. area for more than half my life, I have grown accustomed to seeing signs of political protest which include: chalk drawings and commentary inscribed on the pavement and walls, rally posters, human blockades, mentally ill conspiracy theorist attempting to rush federal buildings or simply make a mad dash across the White House lawn, and herds of marching anti everyone and everything demonstrators looking to focus policy makers' attention to their cause. Yup, the nation's capitol is the staging area where people come from far and near to voice their opinions. Ironically much of the effort put into trying to be seen and heard is largely ignored by both local residents (me) and politicians. The constant annoyance of having to figure how to get over, under and around mobs of political instigators brings out my list of four letter vocabulary words. But on my way home the other day following a weekend of anti-war protests, I did see something that caught my attention. While scanning the ground I noticed a pile of doggy-doo next to a trash receptacle mounted by two toothpick sized flags with a picture of George W. Bush. Now that's funny. A big statement in a little package, which I heard loud and clear.


United States Constitution: Amendment I

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

Monday, April 06, 2009


Without you there is no me; more than enough reason to celebrate your birthday.

Through your tears, I learned to be compassionate.

Through your smile, I learned to be kind

Through your courage, I learned to be fearless.

Through your perseverance, I learned to be a fighter.

Through your patience, I learned to be humble.

Through your intelligence, I learned to ask why.

Through your pride, I learned self-respect.

Through your devotion, I learned God makes all things possible.

Through your unconditional love, I learned that no one else can fill my empty hurting places quite like you can.

I am your born legacy molded by the strength of your character and the sum of your lessons.

But more importantly, I am a son who loves his mother endlessly.