Now that the holiday season has come to a close, it's time to get back to business. Whether you are a student, homemaker, working professional, or simply just a maladjusted derelict over the age of 30 living in your parent's basement here is a prayer to help you deal with the daily stress in your life.
Silence over the internet please, while we all bow our heads and repeat after me:
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I have
to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday
And help me to remember...
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and
only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!
Amen
Silence over the internet please, while we all bow our heads and repeat after me:
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I have
to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday
And help me to remember...
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and
only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!
Amen
2 comments:
Amen.thank you Father Flx.now i feel much better.
grasshopper: bless you
Elmo: thank you, I find sign language helps to open up the lines of communication.
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