Dear ABL (ASEAN Basketball League),

After almost 2 complete seasons, we the fans are exhausted from hollering at the referees regarding their poor officiating. Please fire the person responsible for hiring the incompetent stripped shirt zebras with immediate effect, along with all those under his/her supervision. The system needs to be rebooted to cleanse the virus. Clue from 'Tron' can provide any technical support that may be needed, as he has expert experience in dealing with system malfunctions.