Friday, January 01, 2010

My New Year's Resolutions




In 2010

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I have to kill this year because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on in the coming months as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss in the later months.


Help me to always give 100% at work…


12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday

And help me to remember…
When I’m having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to fu#k off!

Amen

1 comment:

Moonlight Lady said...

Hahah...Brett this the most funniest New Year Resolution i have ever read this year....Oopss...I wish you all the best and success in 2010 and reach all your goals here..:))))
Malaysia Boleh Brett !!