Tuesday, October 10, 2006

The Demotivational Series - "When you don't care any more"

  • Defeat - For every winner, there are dozens of losers, odds are you're one of them




  • Stupidity - Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are idiots




  • Failure - When your best just isn't good enough




  • Futility - You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take, and statistically speaking, 99% of the shots you do




  • Ineptitude - If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly




  • Losing - If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style




  • Mediocrity - It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late




  • Mistakes - It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others




  • Pessimism - Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it





  • Procrastination - Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now





  • Agony - Not all pain is gain


2 comments:

Elina said...

Agony: Not all pain is gain. Know when to quit.

B-Flx said...

When Elmo goes ouch, it's time to stop.