Reasons For Going To The Gym

1. Walking next to the man/woman on the treadmill beside you is the closes you have been to being on a date in weeks.
2. The receptionist at the front desk has to pretend that he/she is glad to see you.
3. The gym is a hunting ground for same sex relationships.
4. The locker room is nicer than your bathroom at home.
5. You save money by using the club's Internet connection and satellite TV service.
6. Joining the gym was the only way you could get the free bag, towel and water bottle.
7. By virtue of being there, it makes you feel like you're taking an active interest in your health.
8. You want to keep your weight issue from escalating to clinical obesity.
9. You sprained your wrist picking up a heavy beer mug at a Christmas party, and you need to rehab it before the Super Bowl.
10. You miss the 80's, and you needed an excuse to wear leg warmers and leotards.