Friday, January 01, 2010
My New Year's Resolutions
In 2010
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I have to kill this year because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on in the coming months as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss in the later months.
Help me to always give 100% at work…
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday
And help me to remember…
When I’m having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to fu#k off!
Amen
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Hahah...Brett this the most funniest New Year Resolution i have ever read this year....Oopss...I wish you all the best and success in 2010 and reach all your goals here..:))))
Malaysia Boleh Brett !!
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