I was born on September 19, which is an inconsequential fact that I intended to let slip under the radar unnoticed. But a certain vigilante (code name ‘Koi Fish’) decided to enlighten my friends and associates at F1 Recreation. In response, they made me this great unexpected airplane size banner wishing me a happy birthday.

So I would like to thank the special ‘Koi Fish’ and everyone at F1 Recreation for their well wishes and kind gestures.

Note: I share the same birthday as Henry III of France, but I certainly hope I won’t depart the world as he did. A young fanatical Dominican friar named Jacques Clément plunged a knife into his stomach.

Thus the lessons of historical events has lead me to a career in fitness; not politics.